Beer just doesn’t work with a straw.

Personal preference is to drink my shower beer when my face is not being drenched by the spray. Don’t want to dilute it, or warm up the bevvie.

A caddy beneath the showerhead is best, so you can release the can when not drinking from it.

I have always felt a particular pity for those who can’t sleep in moving cars. Why is this something you only learned about now? Did he think he could change a lifetime of behavior on this trip?

A shower beer is a delightful experience, and does not require alcohol. Have a shower ginger beer next time you hose yourself down, especially if it’s been a hot or otherwise rough day.

One of the worst parts for me has been booger paranoia.

I have learned to fear not the nights when the reservations are booked solid, but the ones where there are only a couple dozen tables set aside; walk-ins are murder. 

Wikipedia Wormhole died on the way to its home planet, sadly.

If only you knew a lunatic with a welder and a track record of making heaps of rust resemble drivable objects…

Hope he has the proper license.

A Fish Called …Meh

I went looking for a gif of that, couldn’t find one that worked, and was too lazy to make it myself!

Otizburg!

…In the ass?

Or the dead bodies.

Plenty of truck stops out there with pay showers!

Some kind of trundle bed system could be pretty cool, too. Under-the-mattress storage could be a lifesaver. 

Trailer hitch mounted toilet seat!

My boy’s going to Notre Dame!

Has Taco Bell Bell changed their name? Are they now Dongcopter505?