stilldeadpanandrebraugher
Still Deadpan Andre Braugher
stilldeadpanandrebraugher

Hey dubbers! Get fucked!

Extraordinary!

Vaginas are Atkins or paleo, all the way.

Good one!

You beat me to it. Pays to be an early riser!

“...Bready or not, here I come!”

Bread dildo? Seems like a very obvious vector for a yeast infection.

SODASTREAM

Steam potatoes, which you then whip using ATK’s method.

Street foods of the week/month! 

Maybe we could cover it in some kind of disinfectant gravy? Like a bleach gravy?

Was coming to say this, though two hours is not nearly enough time for the entire turkey to thaw; it’ll just result in the outer bit being flabby and the inside being frozen solid. Keep the turkey sealed in its packaging (double wrap in clean plastic bags, if you have to) and put it into a large enough pot to contain

Cool-Whip Tyrell was a bad dude.

I believe the cinematographer was actually strapped to a boom on the chase car, with a handheld, and actually had to move his feet away from impact points at certain moments, then stepped off the rig at the end.

Aw, I tried to eat at the White House Tavern once and arrived just after closing. Since I was on a road trip back home, I just had to find somewhere else.

It really, really did! And if an actual conversation happened...

They were married over fifty years, I believe. Every day of their marriage, he would write her a love note. She saved every single one. He died first. Upon her deathbed, she insisted that the letters accompany her to the grave. She was buried beneath a small mountain of his letters.

So, so gross, and completely hypnotic.

Great story!

That’s what art is for. Damn, I miss him so much. His writing those last few years was transcendent, and it enabled people to share such amazing facets of their own lives.