My biggest thing every year is pie. I love baking way too many pies for Thanksgiving, and have hosted pie baking parties the night before for the ten years prior to last year (when I moved to a new town and had nobody to invite). So, I’m still gonna do it, but will be baking 1/4 scale pies in soufflé ramekins and, in…

Telescoping magnet somewhere in there?

How does she feel about her time on Ghostwriter?

Cook’s Country stovetop mac and cheese.

Just use it every day!

I thought it smelled bad on the outside!

Not just good for 80; good for 80 with terminal cancer!

Be sure to buy the Switch Swatch at your local mall!

It’s the switching hour once more.

TGI Friday’s or Bennigans, please!

Now imagining Rudy as the promoter who begs to be kicked in the ass and smashing eggs in his own face after a disastrous appearance.

Sold.

Christ Martin?

How many people did he inspire to learn and take joy in having knowledge? What a great legacy for such a decent man. Rest In Peace.

Seems to handle more like a Trump casino.

Duck-billed platypus being ridden like the A-bomb in Dr. Strangelove by a pinup-style, Big Boob Biden.

Only good movie, in spite of, rather than because of, him.

But make it good, damnit!

You think we can’t find ways to be crazy without religions?