I was going to say a tank, but it has to be the tail end of the article! And the Hummer, of course, started life as a military vehicle, so maybe we’re all chasing our tails here.

Waitaminit.

I think he would have, if the distance had been right. Saying that shit loud, in front of crew and cast, was definitely its own kind of smackdown.

Watching Finding Forrester with my younger sister, and when they tilted up to the painting of a young Connery, hearing her gasp at how beautiful he was.

I kill for Zardoz.

One of my favorite Hollywood stories has him storming off the set of The Rock one day, after Michael Bay loudly insulted him, saying, “You know, Michael, making a movie can be a wonderful, deeply rewarding experience, but with you it’s a fucking nightmare.”

The Changli just screams fashion.

All that ketchup and soy must have made for quite the umami bomb. It would probably have made for a great variation on the Hawaiian barbecue burger, as demonstrated here by George Motz:

Same here.

Shit, I’m in Dallas. Gonna pack up the girlfriend and pay this fellow a visit!

...Ian McKellen and Leonard Nimoy?!

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Recently had to replace my clutch slave cylinder... Again. It was a massive pain in the ass - the hydraulic line just wouldn’t connect properly, no matter how I contorted the part or myself. After what felt like an hour, I realized that the work gloves I had been wearing to protect my non-latex gloves (only a few pair…

With the doors up, that silver one is pure axolotl.

Look, the Nismo one especially is laughing at all us fools!

I’m still mad that Toyota’s FJ reboot wasn’t an ultra-capable Jeep clone with awesome, wraparound name badges. Also, why the fuck did they ever stop making the Tercel wagon? Those things were totally boss! And why did the Subaru Baja come without rear-facing seats in the bed and BRAT decals?!

A highly respected member of the entourage.

I was gonna say Nostromo, but you beat me to it.

Gasp on! Gasp off! Gasp on, gasp off... The Gasper!