African American or Latinx...

Pizza Hut and KFC definitely had the buffets, and I remember the Wendy’s one, for sure. 

Holding capes up over their faces also works seamlessly.

Oh, nein...!

I made it 2:25 in. That’s enough for now.

It’s slow-car slow!

Does this thing have wipers on both sides of the glass?

AMAZING.

Does it come in manual?

I’m a bit of a late wiper puller, and it’s mainly to do with me wanting to be sure there’s enough moisture coming down to sufficiently wash away the grimy dust that usually causes the first few passes to smudge the windshield rather than clear it. Sure, I could use the fluid to speed up the process, but it’s raining!…

Nigel is very happy with his choice of vehicle.

Classic studio money contract chicanery.

What’s a Sault St. Marie pizza like?

I trust no catering company with ANY of the above options. I choose chicken and sneak in my own food, with a cheap but meaningful gift that will cause my friend(s) to laugh. Or, maybe they will call me up a couple months before the event and say, “We’re not having a cake, but are asking a few people to bring something…

All the ways I’ve seen people be shitty, in person and in history books, and I still manage to be surprised.

Bought a bottle of Olmeca Altos the other day. Has a very pleasant, toasted marshmallow flavor that I wasn’t expecting but definitely enjoy.

I’M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT YOUR MARATHON!!!

Oh, man, Canadians...

Those tantalizing scoops of ice cream are actually delicious lard!

She was probably just laughing at how dumb/funny the bit was, and had likely been doing so since she or her producer thought it up and had built up the tension before being thrown to the studio.