2020 Goddamn.

Hope your insurance covers it! 

Food Lion has a way to shut down legitimate looting.

Carbon steel! Similar heat retention, durability and patina building to nonstick, at 1/3 the weight!

The perfect ponzzi scheme.

Heard.

I feel as though I never got enough tickets to really get anything remotely good from behind that greasy glass. No amount of perfectly-rolled skeeballs or expertly-whacked moles got me close enough to the promised land. This is spitting in many a face.

Now that you know your wheelhouse, it can be used as a reference point for other tequilas. Probably wouldn’t go buying bottles at random, but a tequila flight at a well stocked bar might do you well, or go to big liquor stores on weekend days when there are usually demos, maybe? Sometimes, there are good ones on offer…

I have recently become enamored of the Mexican Ranch Water cocktail - Tequila of choice, lime juice, Topo Chico. Extremely refreshing on a hot summer night. Thanks for the beta on Olmeca Altos - inexpensive, and available near me!

Mezcal is usually made by fire roasting the maguey, rather than steaming, which lends the smokiness. It’s more akin in flavor profiles to Scotch, in my book, though far funkier. Some will be smokier than others.

The winner of this will be crowned King Sonic ice hog.

The oldest vineyards in the Americas are in Mexico.

Okey mokey.

Guinness should definitely have been top of her list. Coke makes a good float. Add fruit sorbet to the cava/La Croix (fold a little vodka into the sorbet, as well, to make a sgroppino).

They would likely have used their favorite condiment, garum, to flavor it further. It’s basically fish sauce, and therefore very salty.

Not sure. Later editions did have a first chapter of a sequel, as well as a story about a conversation with Stephen King, wherein King expresses his disappointment in Goldman for messing with S. Guildenstern’s classic. All still fiction, especially the bit about a sequel, unfortunately!

Everything in the book is fake. The foreword, the story about his son, everything. Goldman has daughters. Just brilliant.

GM’s gonna sell tons of “I Got Crabs! At Joe’s Hummer Shack!” T-shirts.

More like crabby people, amirite brah? Because the people who drive these will probably fit that description.

Please tell me that one of the factory color options will be Old Bay.