I continue to be amazed at how you “accidentally” take nude photos of yourself, or someone else, then uncontrollably Snapchat, Instagram, or Twitter them. It takes me five minutes to send my kid a picture of the dog with a yogurt cup on his nose.

She is exactly that a fifth grade mean girl and I would happily revert to that period on my life and hold her down and rub her pretty little face in the dirt. If anyone ever deserved the epithet cunt, she does.

It has always been a source of wry amusement to me at the surprise some folks evince that not all of us backwoods folks are members of the Jed Clampett Brotherhood of Dumbass.

No, that was our evil #2 pencil, Rick Scott from Planet Anus.

They might be Gay. Then she would have Gay germs.

Well, how else would you drink it? I thought Red Solo Cup was a crystal pattern.

Diaphragm charms for everyone!

Although I despise such trumpery...see what I did there...I have to admit OTHER SWW do like the jangly shit. Me, I just wear the patacord survival bracelets for when I need to restrain one of my psychotic kinfolk.

Child...Magic Marker.

They...they sell beach towels that look like regular towels? Without cartoon characters or big stripes? I...I’m so ashamed now.

I am glad you can tell poor people from rich people. Is it our smell or is there a big P sewn on our shirts?

Kristin, I’ve yet to throw something out that I didn’t need two weeks later. I think minimalism is like green living, where one throws out all the bad for the earth things and goes out and buys good for the earth things. And all it’s really good for is the retail industry. And folks who are a little holier than us.

You know I have seen some gruesome things in my career but currently I have to avoid BuzzFeed because they keep posting that picture of those dead baby seals and I cannot do it. Dead people I can do dead people but Aaargh not baby seals!

The length of time that a person can be prosecuted for sexual assault of any type should be equivalent to the length of time the victim is affected.

And, my friends, is why God is invisible.

She is indeed presenting as being persecuted for her faith and she is being marketed as such. She is the icon for a good Christian woman being jailed for her love of Jesus just like the good reverend been tellin’ us. I do not think we can look to a Christian blogger however well known for an accurate reading of this.

If anyone is surprised at this comparison I will personally drive to their home and shake their eyeballs loose. This is a fundamentalist Christian grandstand just in time for the elections. The appeal is to the less informed sectors of our society who do not recognize concepts less subtle than “Nazi/Jew” (although in…

I hate to piss on a feelgood but dogs do not “breastfeed”. They nurse their pups with their teats. You can see from the picture, the dog is clearing saying, “THESE ARE NOT BREASTS.” However, they are better than people and being nursed by a Chilean garage dog would clearly be preferable than being nursed by, say, a…

Hey Wayans -

Little more to this than just being a dickhammer. She may be serving a deeply fundamentalist constituency in which case even getting booted out will be a plus, they’ll throw palm leaves in front of her and elect her somewhere else, or she’s got one or more churches supporting her as “The Face of Persecuted…