Trump v Obama is like Goofus v Gallant

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

Back in the old days, that baby would have been taken out on a stretcher, folks.

You just close your eyes and cry out I believe, i believe, I believe! Turning in a slow circle while throwing sparkly confetti. And then he just...shows up.

Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?

To be fair, it sounds as if their (admittedly completely fucked) policy was to leave everyone in their own clothing until cases were disposed of, only outfitting inmates in jumpsuits once they knew they were staying longer. (Note the young woman says “People going to another dorm”.)

At both of the county jails I’ve…

And then there was that long pause where she’s trying to figure out how to phrase something before she finally says,”That would be inappropriate.” I think her prior sentence was “What you should do is...” and then the long pause. She is all but blinking out “SUE THESE ASSHOLES” in Morse code.

More than willingly. She was not picked to be part of the kill team, but pleaded to be included until Manson agreed.

“I don’t let myself off the hook. I don’t find parts in any of this that makes me feel the slightest bit good about myself,” she said during the hearing.

No one’s missing that point. I for one am too busy basking in it like a warm bath to harp on it.

To be fair, it’s quite possible that her thoughts are fragments.

Woot! I didn’t know that was a Martha Stewart thing, but just recommended to another poster to sew on small appliques or tags.

coming out of somewhere

There will be blood

No, that second one is a clit ring.

Excellent point

sounds like less blood than the ensuing aftermath of grabbing the wrong towel, though

Dry yourself off, draw blood.

I would never. My point is more that the kind of people who would send rape threats probably are totally cool with this chick and her actions.