I know some really lovable mutts - but I wish we could be a little more moderate about purebreds. I have owned Collies for over twenty five years, every one of them coming from the same breeder (which is not synonymous with "Satan") who raises them with the greatest care and love, rigid screening of owners, and places…

Had a female inmate emaciated from meth and crack come in and as is the wont of meth-crackheads, she immediately peeled off her clothing and, wearing a toilet paper thong and two pasties made out of a Maxi-Pad, began to dance with her hands on the floor and her ass in the air.

Eat my handcuffs.

After my mother's funeral, I came home, knocked back a couple of ice tea glasses of Cheapnhandy wine and went to sleep on the couch in exhaustion. I'd been about thirty seven hours without sleep at that point. Towards one o' clock I heard tinkling music. A dust-covered, never-wound gimcrack music box in the china…

If you are surprised by this, then you have never looked inside Redbook. Straight outta the fifties, with a SLIM THOSE BUNS IN 60 SECONDS ad every other page and a prolific use of the word "hubby" as in "MAKE HUBBY HAPPY -SEXY NIGHTIES PUT THE VA VA VOOM BACK IN YOUR BEDROOM!"

Truer words than "it is confusing in a sense" were never spoken when "it" refers to this word goulash. Not only is he inarticulate but he's an idiot. Most parents do sleep in the same bed, Juan Pablo Braindonor. Bad verbiage aside, we are the bigger idiots for tuning into this vapid garbage, which is absolutely one…

That's brilliant. And lose the cap sleeves and add a sharp tailored jacket in the same material. I think it would be great.

Indeed. Wait til you see the ones I've done with my goat.

I was so smug when FresherHell was born. Her first name was grandmother's maiden name, then my maiden name, then her surname. "It's gender neutral! Totally dignified! She can be anything she wants to be...It'll look great on a brass plaque on a corporate firm's doorway!"

I don't know where you're buying them for a buck but I pay a lot more than that and I do, in fact, give them as presents and have for years - my vet, my postie, my various doctors - in fact I have to give two to my internist because otherwise the staff doesn't get any. I think they're awesome and I buy them for the…

I am saddened to hear this, since Facebook made solving crimes so much easier. It was getting to where all we had to do was pull up Facebook and click through the suspects' Facebook postings, which are normally neither private nor well-considered. In one case, the brain donors who vandalized a local temple posted…

Wherever you eat them, they are good...and there needs to be PILES AND PILES of them. The pictures were great!

I love oysters anyway I can get them but the best I ever had were from North Florida, eaten raw with fresh loaves of Cuban bread and butter and the coldest beer in the world.

I can't find a SFW clip but the original I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE was impossible to watch without flinching. It's incredibly explicit and vicious - if you do watch it you'll be kind of amazed at how explicit for the era. Still bothers me...it's one of those movies where you feel complicit in the violence.

Don't apologize. It was worth it for the last line. And it was a hateful book.

Was I the only one that thought Heinlein was suffering from dementia when he wrote this? Wow. As uncomfortable as cactus underwear.

I'm a horror buff (not slasher/gore) and the reviews looked good - It was just awful. Thanks for posting this, I'd (determinedly) forgotten about it. The rebar scene terminated my viewing too. I did try to watch it all the way through on Netflix but there was NO REASON to it - it was just a torture fest.

I've seen dead bodies in many conditions and I've never seen them more accurately depicted than on Hannibal. In fact, as much as I love the program, I have to fast forward through the bodies because it kickstarts my nightmare cycle. Way too real.

I got tired of keeping up with the sheet garters and just sewed heavy elastic in the same orientation on my contour sheets. I used a buttonhole stitch to make a super heavy riveting bar. And it works like a charm. Now if I could just fold them....

I thought the entire point of the Kinja monstrosity was to avoid the kind of chillingly hateful viciousness of commenters.