The SCL/CA scandal is busy growing a new head.

It’s just a few days a month. Bring a towel everywhere you go, I guess, cause nobody’s eating my kitten.

I chose taxes because Postmates sounds like it’s worse for the environment than Amazon. At least Amazon is delivering products from a network of warehouses built to be logistically efficient thereby keeping emissions as low as possible.

Taxes are necessary for the infrastructure that keeps a society from collapsing…

I chose taxes because they provide INFRASTRUCTURE. So congrats on having your phone bill paid—public schools and libraries are now DEAD (along with the middle class and public transit).

Here you go...

Email in full from FOX news contributor who just quit to his colleagues. He was no saint but truth is good medicine. (Thanks to WTFJHT).

Ah, I was the opposite. Alexa/Siri/All of those are where my tin foil hat comes out. I don’t want to invite something to creep on me! I can just turn off the talking heads on 24hr news.

So, instead of voting for the worst, we’re voting for which we’d rather have to live with (the least-worst)?

i just always vote for which of the two i would prefer to continue to exist. like, imagine the one you don’t vote for vanishes off the face of the earth, and the one you do vote for will happen if it hasn’t yet, or else just continue to happen.

just wait for the next round then you can vote being a handmaid out!

everyone being confused on how to vote happens every year but we always get to a winner

I love it when Jezebel does these brackets! I got way too emotionally invested in the Halloween monster one.

This. Wellness is like the worst type of capitalism: capitalism that pretends to care. At least raw capitalism makes it easy to get Arby’s half pound roast beef and cheese sandwiches and Taco Bell fries and doesn’t try to trick you into thinking any of this was for your health.

I can’t believe that, in early voting, Wellness is beating Capitalism, considering that Wellness is Capitalism, just the even worse kind of capitalism where it’s explicitly trying to sell you bullshit by making you feel really awful about yourself. At least regular capitalism occasionally produces really cool sandwich…

So as many of you know I am employed by a fancy cosmetics retailer whose store is a black and white theme. I work in a mall in a rich suburb of northeast Ohio. While I was there today, in the middle of ringing someone out, a rush of people flooded into the store and all I heard was, “THERE’S A GUN.”

I find another rare discontinued Lego set ... This one’s a VW Beetle.

Hi, former expert bad life choice maker here. As someone who has walked the road your neice is on, and come out ok, thank you for being there for her. Know that with time and hard work and hopefully other job prospects things will work out and be ok. Also kudos for not blabbing to the fam or anyone else she doesn’t…

Eeesh. First, Big Foot announced that she would not be taking any of her meds. I promised to call and have her anti-seizure meds changed because they were just killing her and cost her points at her program on Friday. Those meds were changed on Monday.

This seems appropriate:

• After graduating from college 4 years ago, my niece relocated across the country and she is now close to me. It worked out nicely because my own kids moved the other way. It’s nice to have her near, we get together about once a week for dinner or coffee. About a year after she got here, her life…