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Do it! 😺

I don’t know what it is about him, but I feel the sudden need to buy Dexter a Dos Equis and ask him to give a toast at my wedding.

*gasp* Mo’s soft little cottonball hands are killing me with cuteness! She looks like she’s daydreaming about big (adorable) cat-plans <3

I read in a cat magazine (I KNOW, I know. I have an excuse but it’s moot since the end result is still...me reading a cat magazine) that orange cats are more likely than other domestics to: be described as friendly, have freckles on their noses and mouths, and be boy cats.

His sweater is *the best* cat sweater I have ever laid eyes upon. And that little “wot.” face he’s making in each pic? 😍 Swoon!

*record scratch*

Fearless has assumed the catmodeling pose of The Most Interesting Cat In the World—this is a cat who is fabulous and KNOWS it! 😍

Maisie!!! You are a sleepy baby lion with a frosted tail tip and I love you 😍

Sometimes I make our orange cat “read” a trump tweet to my SO. I gave the cat a Pittsburgh toddler voice a few years ago bc it fit his personality, plus he wears a tie with lapels.

I grew up singing along to Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, and Joni Mitchell records with my mom.

Exactly—Michelle was a charismatic, loving, mentally sharp, and physically strong role model for women and girls everywhere. We wanted MO’s toned arms (all those arm workout articles!), to know what she planted in the WH garden (could we do that? Maybe a container garden...), to show up to any event looking like…

Silver lining: I was devastated when he retired after a grueling role (Lincoln, maybe?) a few years ago, too ;) I think he goes so method for roles that “quitting acting” may be the only way to purge the characters he inhabits. It probably feels like “FOR REAL, this time, guys” every time; I don’t think he’s dishonest…

Ooh wait on that! I know for a FACT there was a groupon on most of those stocks yesterday AND cash back through eBates. Blind Gossip said recently he was looking to “faux” buy her a new house, too. I don’t think he wants anyone to know how much he doesn’t have ☕️

The Takeout *must* start crosspostig to Jezebel. The site used to have its own mini food section, Kitchenette. It was really popular among the commentariat, and is the frequent subject of reminiscence.

Oh, yes—every bit as enjoyable as fiction! Whenever I’m bored or wanna relax with a good read, I just hit up PubMed and see what my faves have been up to lately ;)

This is about as concise an explanation for the trump administration as ever will be.

Bang on. And it’s INFURIATING!

Ugh, so true. I keep waiting for someone to stand up and say “that’s enough of this bullshit, quit wasting our time” with these joke nominees. But professionalism is another skill the...actual professionals have cultivated. It would be poor form for a career diplomat or academic to get into a yelling match with an…

I understand most people don’t have careers requiring the understanding or use of rigorous, reproducible, methodically and statistically sound studies. I firmly believe everyone would be better served by learning how to interpret studies, but maths (let alone stats) is not a strong suit of our education system. So I…