Thank you!!! Splinter has a great team of former Gawker writers. Looking forward to checking out the new site so I can read so many of them in one place :)

Will we even have a home when we get back from Teen Camp?!

I found this and I don’t know what to do with it: http://deadline.com/2017/07/univision-moves-fusion-digital-journalism-new-site-brand-splinter-1202125073/

Agreed. Relevant link about the espionage act from NPR: http://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2017/06/28/534682231/once-reserved-for-spies-espionage-act-now-used-against-suspected-leakers

The Temptations—Papa Was a Rolling Stone

Hold up—is this him? I pictured him to be *much* older. The crotchety set in early with this one. At this rate, by the time he’s AARP eligible, he’ll be completely intolerant of change, strangers, new technology, and straying beyond a 1 block radius of his home.

ONLY orange slices on deck whenever the Cat Family was charged with bringing soccer snacks! And a giant thermos of mostly-melted ice.

^ This.

You are managing that ruptured ovarian cyst like a champ! I’ve never had one but have only ever heard they are incredibly painful. I hope you are pain-free ASAP! <3

So he’s thaaaat Hudek, the infamous Crank & Dust King of FSU. How DARE they not recognize him! His empire covers a vast Floridian campus and he’s a The Fourth, godammit!

Kara!!! I hope you see this, because I want to personally thank you for your work here. I want you to know that your voice and your articles on Jez have been *loved*❤ The work you did here mattered. You made me laugh and you made me think, and I’m gonna miss seeing your work here. I sincerely look forward to seeing…

Vladimir Putin is incredibly intelligent; and, as other commenters have noted, a master of psychological manipulation. I think he and his subordinates were being truthful when they declared this meeting to be of the “getting-to-know-you” sort. I imagine Putin was extraordinarily reserved during their meeting, allowing…

I don’t doubt the parents love this child, but I think their mission here is misguided. They believed refusing to have sex designated upon birth would protect the child from societal gendering. BUT.

For me, t’was the Lincoln car commercials that really marked McConaughey’s late career ascent. They can double as men’s perfume commercials, I mean c’mon. ART 

Tfw you find a hidden xmas present early but aren’t 100% sure it’s for you so you can’t get TOO excited yet

That bird is the size of a toddler!

THIS is the kinda dirt I want in my bag! Ahthankyou :)

FTC regulates anything that isn’t intended to treat, cure, or prevent disease. FDA only steps in when a consumer or consumer whatchdog steps in and says “This product is actively causing harm”, which is almost always followed or joined by “Wait. This product claims to treat/cure/prevent disease. Anything that makes…

I can imagine the alternate universe version and it’s excellent. I’m a Bobby DJ apologist.