That’s kind of what I was thinking. I mean I suspect for a well trained caring officer if could be a better tool of last resort. Like if someone was about to stab someone. But I feel like that’s close to saying “well they’d be nice for unicorns.”

Death by paper cuts from all the paper work they have to fill out after they kill black men? THAT IS A LOT OF PAPER.

No. Cool aunt level. My mom doesn't understand the term hashtag. You've at least got that.

You are supposed to click on hashtags!? I'm stuck on the mom level of the Internet.

I... I’m gonna go hug my kitty cats now.

There is so much shit I would never do again if I were in a situation in life where other people did normal life requirements for me on the regular. Changing diapers is pretty goddamn high on the list. See also: laundry, vacuuming, cleaning out the back of the fridge.

Who would be surprised by this? I doubt he ever even changed his own children’s diapers. I think Kate and William are considered down to earth because they actually do those sorts of things. I would be surprised if the Queen even changed her children’s diapers, and if so probably not more than she wanted to. Royals…

What a good kitty for being snuggly with the baby :) The other one looks shady af!

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Her second word was the kitty cat’s name? Sorry, I’ve just got some dust in my eye...

Adorable adoptable pitbull picture party below!

Ethel (resting bitch face and my spirit animal).

This is one of my dogs, Remus. Sirius and Hagrid weren’t interested in getting in on the fun. Remus is still plotting my death.

Timothy J. McGinty, Cuyahoga County prosecutor, should be placed on trial himself, or stripped of his current occupation.

Taking this little guy in tomorrow for risky back surgery, and hoping he’ll pull through.

I don’t have any pets because I’m currently broke but I’m always willing to cuddle with my roommate’s rescue kitty. She was a stray before the shelter picked her up. This is her snuggling in my lap making her “auntie stop taking pictures and pat me” face.

I really loved those, too, and sort of wondered how a right winger would stumble across Buffy or Firefly and not realize Joss at least attempts to be a feminist most of the time.

I love the comments from people who are like “I’m going to burn my Firefly DVDs.” That’s ok; Joss still gets to keep the money you paid for them.

Because they are complete bullshit. It’s a necktie for your boobs.