Fiber would be awesome. Constipation is a major symptom of gp.

Will do!

There’s a mango kefir that tastes like a mango lassi, so that’s the one I typically go for. Some flavors are better than others. I’ll try the Orgain, though. Anything to keep me away from an NG tube or another hospitalization.

I will look into it, thanks! I drink kefir daily, which is a probiotic and can normally hold most of that down.

Still-Celia loves Milton’s Burled Cock

Please do this. Jezebel is my safe place to talk about issues with significance, not my safe place to talk about celebrities that I’ve never heard of/could care less about. I feel like the number of celebrity articles are already on an upswing...

Sounds like our only resort, honestly.

I don’t pipe up very often (except on the now defunct Behind Closed Ovens) but I so value the commentariat over here. It’s such a warm community and I love being even on the outskirts of it. You all rock.

LOL - yes. Everything is our responsibility you know.

Liam is going places. He sounds awesome.

This is awesome!

Blurg. This is why I love youth art teachers that encourage process over product. I help out in my daughter’s Kindergarten classroom and was put in charge of the turkey art craft. Little Liam made his turkey with one eye and one wing because he got in a fight. I fucking loved it. But the teacher rode my ass after the…

I don’t believe she did. When I was five or six I drew two pictures of fruit and vegetables. The grapes were purple dots on the paper. I did draw a carrot stick (the kind with all the ripples) and the teacher said, “It’s extremely rare to see that kind of detail from a child her age.” The rest? Very basic. I’m an…

Thanks. It may sound weird, but that helps.

The best way to wash a ton of greens is to first, make sure your sink is immaculate, then fill it with greens, cold water and 1/2 cup of white or cider vinegar. Agitate the leaves like you’re angry at them, and then let the water settle for a bit. All the dirt sinks to the bottom, and the clean greens float and can be…

It’s not Christmas without Alan Rickman.

The world’s most adorable lesbian couple couldn’t save this pile of junk movie. It’s the worst. Every single story line is horrible, even/especially the creepy little kid stalker. What the fuck is up with these people and this movie?

I’ll bring it alright.

I just hate this movie and all its bullshit. Yeah I said it. Bring it.

stay safe