Every time I watched this show with my girlfriend at the beginning of the show I would pronounce "Oh, this is the one where Ross acts like a total tool".

YES. I have pecan tarts. Close enough?

I fucking hate Ross and there are few episodes that make me want to kick him in the taint more than that goddamn sandwich episode.

Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.

I mean, you can snuggle wine but wine won’t snuggle you back.

Hell yeah! Accountable to no one but le me. Now I’m going to watch the Dancing with the Stars finale on commercial free Hulu, take a xanax and fall asleep maaaaad early.

Also someone brought a kitten to thanksgiving and

I brought my cat flask and am making that work with my martinellis while I eat with my mormon family

oh so yum, i want them now with my coffee!!

I went over there to wade in in prep for BCO and I felt the same way. It felt very abrupt, almost like it didn’t want me reading it. BUT ALSO STILL IN FOR THE PINKHAM

Geez, I hope so. It’s kind of nothing without her IMO.

Indeed. Keep stress to a minimum, if at all possible, and try to keep the eczema and RA at bay.

Save your energy, girl. I don’t have eczema, but as someone with many chronic conditions, I know how just having rest a couple days beforehand can make all of the difference.

She’s definitely the cuddle kind. She bought me flowers yesterday and she held me as I just sobbed for no reason while we watched Shark Tank reruns. She puts up with waaaayyy too much of my bullshit.

I hope you have a great day and feel better.

Feel free to send some extras over here, just saying...

Funny, my favorite writer on a feminist site is a man. Ugh mark if you do go who will post all of that weird shit you normally post?

Right? My disqus (????? Ew) account is already up and running in anticipation.

A nude Australian man’s whopper.