Yeah, the one great thing about Barbie was that She Can Be Anything!! mantra they promoted. I was an avid tomboy, I never played with 'traditional' girl dolls (Betsy Wetsy, Lil Orphan Annie, creepy eyes-open-when-you-move-the-head dolls from the 60's), but I still loved my Barbie because, fuck yeah, she could be…

Well, if the rest of you don't see the Lady version of Emperor Palpatine and a young Anakin Skywalker I don't know what you're looking at.

Hrm, I had this, but mine must've been a different model. The trompe l'oeil backdrops were MUCH more garish, and I believe the elevator and columns were different colors. Because THE SEVENTIES.

I wanted this SO BADLY for my entire life, even though my memories of it (at friends' houses) are that it's a cardboard piece of shit.

My sister and I shared this Barbie Dream House, and my Malibu PJ had to sleep on the couch on the second floor, which was bullllllshit.

Good. One of my career goals is to move into a position of power that allows me to cancel when dickbags are running late. I know, lofty goal.

GOD PUTIN IS SUCH A CUNTFUCKPENISFACE UGH

Alrighty now. Don't fuck with Angela Merkel.

Exactly my reaction because Miley Cyrus is The Christopher Columbus of pop.

Reminds me of this Tumblr post, captioned "How do I tell my mom that this "minimalist wooden nativity set" she put up just looks like a forest of dildos"

Why? Because I believe in personal responsibility? Yeah, that's downright horrible, isn't it? How dare I assume that sentient adults are responsible for their own actions. How terribly un-american of me!

I think there's plenty of anger to go around. Just b/c the CDC and hospital are better positioned than she is to understand and prevent doesn't excuse her behavior. She was a nurse. This wasn't an emergency.

agreed. She is an educated woman who knows that she might be infected with a fatal illness. Nothing my boss or the CDC could say would ever make me do something i know to be ethically wrong.

Because nothing is more important than YOU and YOUR DAY, right ladies? Thanks, now we're all dead. You win the Bridezilla trophy FOREVER, lifetime achievement award in bridal psychosis. So not cute. Not funny. This is what happens when we socialize ourselves to believe that we are nothing until one man (ANY MAN) puts…

Desist your hysterics. If you treat someone with a currently outbreaking deadly hemorrhagic fever or similar, you should probably avoid air travel for a short period. Not that difficult or outrageous. Construction workers in hazardous atmospheres decontaminate before they go home. Same principal, but with…

Artisanal dildoes for days!

Is there a parody site for this called "Perverse" yet? If not, why not? I nominate Kelly and Shrayber.

When I was around 16, a friend of mine told me she was a lesbian and I immediately dropped to the kitchen floor in shock. Not because she was gay, but because she was so damn obviously queer I was an idiot for not noticing. Apparently she'd been dropping hints all day, and I didn't pick up on any of it, so she finally…

I have been looking online for porn since I was 13 years old. Never once have I accidentally clicked on a link that sent me to pictures and videos of child pornography. Not even when I was drunk.