did you read this article

Seeing as the judge ensured that she had no other options...

Yoga pants are God's gift to humanity, you eff off!

According to court documents, Smith admitted one of the women was saying "no," but the detective said Smith told him he "thought she was saying no for pleasure and not to stop having sex."

You are my hero.

Oh, I tell mine that I will show up at his school and hand out fliers with the picture of him naked wearing rain boots and fairy wings when he 3. He knows I would do it, so that usually shuts him up.

It is remarkable to me how quickly they come. They must have alerts set up on her name so they can show up and be childish. I'm so fucking sick of reading their bullshit. Video games. They're threatening to murder people over video games. Jesus Christ. Go volunteer, go see people with ACTUAL problems.

Please put a vine up of that. :D

As do I. I find her charming and funny but I can't help but imagine the Obama kids are in constant "MOM/DAD STAAAAAAP" mode.

I am very glad I was not having a sip of my drink when I read your comment.

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

She needs to do another media blitz. She still has all the charm. America needs it.

The Supreme Court being useful lately is jarring.

Seriously, fuck Ayn Rand.

That's cause you're wrong and your Mom is right. Sorry/not sorry.

NOT EVEN ROAD HOUSE? OMG.

Can't wait for Thanksgiving to fly by so I can ramp up my War on Christmas again.

More like they appreciate the holiday pay to help earn some extra cash around the most expensive time of year. Stop lying to us Macys.

While waiting on the platform once, a man came up to me and motioned for me to take off my earphones. I ignored him and went back to reading. Then he tapped me on the shoulder. When I took off my earphones, he smiles at me and asks me what I'm reading. I respond (in English), "I don't speak English." He says, "Oh,…