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Ever since breastfeeding my son, I can't drink cow's milk. Because I have a much deeper understanding of what it is I'm drinking and it grosses me out.

Generally the difference between vegetarianism and veganism is that vegetarianism is a purely dietary issue and veganism is a moral issue. Vegans feel that animals should not be unfairly exploited by humans (as we are unable to get informed consent from animals or recompense them for services given) and therefore they…

No grosser than cheese made from milk that comes out of cow tits.

Well, but the source of the foodstuff can give informed consent, so you could argue Breast Milk is vegan.

My brother just this last week was talking about trying to meet new ladies and said, "Sometimes I see a pretty girl on the street and I think about talking to her, but then I don't because all my friends that are girls have told me they hate that and don't feel safe." My heart grew three sizes.

LOLOL but is it cashmere?!

Dude. I implore you.

The last sentence is the epitome of self-absorbed, but then again, his entire post reeks of it. Like yeah, someone's life COULD be that bad where they look angry. Some people have shitty circumstances. Or maybe they just had a bad day. It doesn't matter cause really, no one is obliged to smile for his bald ass.

#notalldudes

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness." - Annie Savoy

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHARE MY BONER'S FEELINGS ABOUT YOUR BOSOM AND SCARF?!

I wish it were amazing.

"EXCUSE ME?! I'm sure the latest Radiolab is great but I AM A MAN and I'm trying to interrupt your commute TO TALK ABOUT YOUR RACK and also that scarf."

"But I can't - because you're always walking around with your damn earbuds in ("Don't talk to me!") and your sunglasses on, even when they're not necessary."

P.S.: Oh, and by the way, it'd be nice if your default expression was a smile - or, at worst, a merely neutral expression - instead of a scowl that says, "I'll cut you off at the knees if you try to talk to me." C'mon, is life really that bad? Just sayin'.

I would wear it.