This week is Waffle Week in my house. On Monday, I made Waffle Pizzas for dinner. Last night, it was green chile cornbread waffles with soup. Tonight, I am making Falafel Waffles. I never knew the endless possibilities of my waffle iron!

pls make sure there are snaps so it can come off in case of an emergency.

Y'know, if we'd just smile and spread our legs for fuck's sake, none of this would even happen. It's like we don't even WANT to stop the problem.

brb becoming a vigilante

Misandry Party in tha house!

Yep. It is like the Louis CK stand up about how men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will murder them.

Welcome

I didn't understand that sentence at all. Be more careful how, exactly? Grow eyes in the back of your skull?

join the party!

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

OBAMA STARTED THE EBOLA EPIDEMIC AND OBAMABOLA IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AND MAKE YOUG ET GAY MARRIED.

i feel bad for cnn. it seems really sad and confused about it's purpose in life. it doesn't know how to report the news to get anyone to watch anymore so they just kinda sadly read their twitter feed on tv between vague, argumentless comments on whatever the topic at hand is.

I actually am. I've written two things for the main page, and writing for the sub-site effectively counts as a main page writer. I mean...they ARE paying me to do this, so...

and this comes as a shock to no one who has ever worked in the restaurant industry.

Yes, yes, yes and yes . . .

. . . but more importantly, why are you not a main page writer? I mean I love your stuff wherever it is but your articles are always so well researched, punchy and gripping. MAIN PAGE FOR MR PINKHAM!!!!!111