Challenge accepted!!!

I think the best we can hope for is his wife leaves him and the kids want nothing to do with their dad. George Bush has twin daughters, how'd that work out for women's issues?

dafuq

One of my coworkers said her ex-husband walked in right as his 80-something year old mom was giving someone her credit card number on the phone. She was at the last few numbers and he asked who she was talking to. Turned out to be another scam, and he ended up having to just take the phone from her when she refused to…

The awfulness of these people scamming elderly people is almost cancelled out be how adorable it is that the grandparents are so willing to help out their grandchildren with no (or very few) questions asked. Such a cliche grandparent move. "Here's $5, buy yourself an ice cream." "Here's $5,000, bail yourself out of…

Certainly, staff are allowed to bring approved (for security reasons) guests back to their quarters, but the emphasis is on APPROVED ... not people from dating apps.

"It's my body and it should be my choice."

This is an an appropriate and measured response to a known threat. Where do I sign up?

watchin some basketball

The misogyny, while dumb, isn't even the worst part of these photos. The bros watching the games with baseball gloves on and shit are an affront to humanity as a whole.

I'll be honest with you:

I was trying to pretend it didn't exist.

My first thought was OMG, I SHOULD MAKE WAFFLES FOR DINNER

One time my friend sent me a text that said, "Guess who's pregnant and keeping it?" That is the only acceptable way to announce a pregnancy.

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to know more. Do you have any literature or pamphlets?

I thought we punished white people by going to their schools and marrying into their families.

Ugh god. so sickening.

If someone gave me a million dollars and told me I had to spend it all on a wedding, I would fly everybody out to Napa and we'd dine at The French Laundry before dancing the night away whilst drinking Dom Perignon.

This is like the most #basic wedding I've ever heard of, except more expensive.