did you read that same article on top 10 dollhouses? Oh wow. Fancy.

Sorry to be a dream shitter. I did that stuff too, and it was super fun.

Play that trumpet, Lenny. Play it hard.

Sheeyit, Lenny Kravitz NOW is smokin. Hoo wee.

Well, I guess I'll be watching MTV for the first time in years. I do wish it was given a more prestigious time slot than at 7pm on a Friday. But hopefully they will rerun the hell out of it.

It's almost like going on a reality show when you make a living through illegal activities is a really stupid idea.

Yeah I made the mistake of taking a look at them earlier. Jezebel is the only place you can ever read the bottom half of the Internet.

This is just so gross . And predatory and wrong, but just super gross all around.

I never heard the term seagulls working hospitality. It's a term we use in retail though, which is what we call the customers who suddenly all appear as soon as one of us hits the floor with a markdown printer (especially at the end of the day when we mark down the hot chickens).

There is zero wrong with what she is doing. I hope she shuts that whole place down with her lawsuit. What a gross amount of incompetence to screw up this badly. It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with bad business.

Even though it seems like she really loves her daughter, she deserves a ton of money given the blatant malpractice.

I never judge when a celeb loses their cool over a pap following them with their kids or stalking their kids. Remember when that one guy in a car nearly rear ended Julia Roberts (pretty sure it was Julia) with her kids in the car and she went full on momma bear.

Why am I just learning of this now? Congratulations, family members/everyone who knows me: this is what you're getting for Christmas.

"I get to pee whenever I want" is the dream.

I imitate my husband the exact same way, so this could be some kind of universal wife thing.

Also, my greatest fear as a parent, by far: Lice.

I honestly don't think this is anything but awesome. I want to be friends with him so I can come over and play with his toys. (I tried to think up a way to say that that wouldn't sound dirty, but it was impossible so whatever.)

Because he would ring up a huge bill.

At the top of our 86 list is 'FUCKS' in permanent marker. We are always out of fucks.