That is the best outfit ever.

And come this November, remember to Say No to the Bro

Not only is this offensive to all women as whole, but it besmirches the name of Say Yes to the Dress worse than Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta because fuck that annoying main blond lady.

Email me at rebecca.rose@jezebel.com with anything like that you see, along with your thoughts (will gladly keep your name/ID confidential and anonymous)

Catcessory is sold separately for $500 each.

he looks like a waxed statue, so it was an easy transition.

Oh no. Here's how being a religious, God-believing person works. You go and you pray to whatever form of God/representative of God you believe in. Then you go and you live your life in a way that speaks to that belief. Then you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Hipster Level: you've probably never heard of this level.

I'm quite the fan of this lady. Like a real life Judge Judy; only doing important court work.

To: RBG

WAITING for one of those. C'mon, elderly academics with a claw on tenure jobs, what the fuck. Move to a pasture and let ME in.

SLIGHTLY related to birthrate, etc, but when is this supposed ~boon of jobs after boomers retire~ gunna hit?

This. I have actually found that coming out as an atheist is a great barometer for other people's morality. If they ask me how I manage to behave morally without God...I run very fast in the other direction, because they clearly think humans need an external threat to be decent. Everything these people say is…

Conservatives are lying about ___________.

Hmmm. Conservatives lying about LGBT issues. Also, water wet and sun hot.

Saltines during sex is probably the most impractical fetish.

Sigh. Deep down, I know that. A little part of me always wants to hope for extreme ignorance rather than deliberate hatefulness.

Just have yourself in the frame watching at first, and as things start heating up and he is busy doing his whatever, add another person in the frame. Just a couple more eyes peeking into frame. By the end just have seven people standing in the room, watching the pepperoni porn. He'll be so surprised.

I am still waiting for Harold and Kumar and Cheech and Chong. The universe will not be right until that movie is made. Why are they not doing it yet?!?!

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