Seriously, fuck that last family. I would have done every unsanitary thing possible to their meals short of giving them e coli, and even then I would consider it.

ALL OF CIVILIZATION ENDED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT OMG DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

As long as people like Paula Deen can make a comeback, then racism is still alive and kicking

Fuck that. She's awesome. What I hate most is that this story doesn't surprise me.

Like they say, the way to a man's heart is through racist attacks on his current girlfriend. Ro-mance.

I'm just a poor boy NOBODY lurrrrves me .

If a guy I was seeing suggested I do any form of physical activity, I'd laugh in his face. Unless he wanted to go bowling, or something, he can shove it. "Sign her up for pilates"? What fucking world do they live in?

What kind of meds were they? This is absolutely a reason for you to call your OBGYN and your psychiatrist to make a med plan for you.

Did you go off cold turkey?

You're damned if you do and damned if you don't. How far into your pregnancy are you?

Yes, you may be angry at an accident. If the perp says otherwise, feel free to inform him/her that Mr. Rogers says: "Saying I'm sorry is the first step, then 'how can I help?'"

Or we could dress like a Highlander character.

friends don't let friends mix plaids. That said, see if there's a "hunting" version of your tartan. They're usually much more subdued and...tasteful.

I met Prince Harry. And touched him. And had a picture made. He smiled, laughed, and talked. I nearly pushed my husband off the bench so there would be room between us.
Backstory: May 2013 His Royal Hotness came to Walter Reed-Bethesda to visit wounded warriors. Since my dream man is one (war sucks, umkay), we got the…

Crystal meth needs to step up its game in rural PA.

Hey Kelly, don't know if you have seen this, but Ron Moore mentioned reading an article you wrote about Outlander in an interview yesterday in Adweek.

I have waited so long. SO LONG. So-crates!

We've started to get Circle Ks where I live and I think of Bill and Ted every time I see one.

"Your step-mom is cute. Remember when she was a Senior and we were Freshman? Remember when I asked her to the Prom?"