They are really nice, I tried to buy a birthday gift over the phone from them and we realized together my account had been hacked. They were really helpful, especially since they were ringside for my financial grief stages. They have an adorable illustration inside of Goodnight Gorilla.

I like Malaprop's in Asheville

I’m guessing they will be treated like mini warehouses they can ship from, while also offering some titles that are popular, like a B.Dalton or Borders Express.

This is accurate, as they stink.

For real? How is that not a recipe for a rape party?

I don’t know? I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup. Bruno Mars can park his tiny heiny at my house anytime though.

Oh, there would be a FUCKING RECKONING

Is it really a big deal that Harry Styles is 22? I know I could google this. Was he pretending to be 15 or something?

I’m condescending. Now I am dismissing you.

You are nuts, go somewhere else.

So what is “fuck you”? Also “How dare you?” Yeah, that is implying I am too dumb to even understand what I am doing. I’m pretty sure you are some whacked troll. So... Go find that shit paper and fellate it.

Normally I’d dismiss this, as I have no idea WHY you think you know me, what I know, what I do, if I have read the shitty, slanted, VERY INNACURATE WHEN IT SUITS THEM bullshit New York Times, or in fact if I have a reasons to base my dislike on of what appears to be your personal spank bank material. But anytime…

NYT is not a good paper. They have a lot of problems, but since you are probably a white dude, you never noticed.

I mean of course they endorsed Hillary “Practically A Republican” Clinton.

Clearly you’ve not been part of Generation Sandwich, check in after you’ve also changed your mom’s depends.

Once when I had a 2 year old and a baby, my husband walked in the door and said it smelled like a pit toilet in a sweatshop.

My fist of fury demands satisfaction

I have kids, soooo kicking him in both is hard, maybe you could take one side and I could take another?

I call dibs on punching him in the nads.

OMG PLEASE SAY “WE ARE GETTING. THE BAND BACK TOGETHER”