This would work on/for me. If he made his profile picture waffle fries with natchos I’d be DTF

Omg that’s why my idiot neighbor’s aren’t home. They go every time. I hope they are freezing.

If she did that to my child I would punch that heinous piece of shit in the face.

Maybe it’s just a medical portatoilet with the basin removed. HOTT

Ahah, I am too paranoid about possibly losing power and smelling sexxytime. I put clean sheets on the bed and nothing is happening but sleep.

I’d like to say I cannot believe this. I had to pay for my kids lead testing since we live in an older house, but if you have your kids on medicare( CHIP?) the lead testing is free. I wonder if there was collusion in people not being encouraged to test for this.

That’s a good idea, I know they are much safer now.

Imma just be over here, somehow thankful for my regular shitty arthritis.

This was lovely of her.

Why is it whenever someone busts out “folk” I know shit is about to get racist.

Bleh all the hair is standing up on my arms in revulsion.

yes, I wanted Obama to win but honestly was shocked that there was no...tomfoolery like with Gore. So perhaps he can. I’ve got a nice bumper sticker that says YES.

I loves him. My enormous baby.

How are you in the greys my fine caftan’d friend? I’ll take Hillary over the other republicans but I would love to cast my vote for Bernie.

Omg for real? I can’t. Omg it’s real. Oh god. I hate everyone.

“in a little known speech Mr. King extolled the virtues of a firm base with a pillow top. Mrs. King chimed in that she liked a mattress cover.”

Martin Luther King. It shooooould be celebrating his life and works and etc but instead is like BUY A MATTRESS HOW BOUT A CAR NO SCHOOOOOOL.

I’m not watching, I already decided I prefer Bernie. I hope to God he gets the nomination.

Bristol Borough.

A few people are interested in you achieving lasting happiness and are well meaningly pushing you toward their idea of it. The rest of them are bored and idlely searching for something to do/talk about. Those same people will not ever shut about about when you will have a baby and when you will have ANOTHER.