Yes, she is almost two now. We spent a LOT of money and my tubes are tied. No mo.

Thank you, she is a lovely girl. I would be lucky for her to come to us. You know, it’s dumb but her favorite animal is a narwhal, and her parents went away and brought her home a dolphin, because “it’s the same” it’s not the same. It’s so small. But it’s so typical of how they interact with her.

I’m holding it back. They have a 15 year old who is stifled( one of five) and I am making nice til she is 18, then I am offering for her to live with us. I’m house hunting specifically with it in mind. She is so sad and intelligent and not buying their bullshit, but I am sure feels trapped as they have given her no…

My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.

Maybe my husband is a magnet for the socially awkward. They are all mid 30s.

Mine are all like this. My husband is the most socially adept “engineer” I know, he actually does not work in the field,though he has degrees in electrical, computer, and info security. Maybe since you are in Silicon Valley you have a larger sample?

Are they....civil engineers? LOL. Hahah I don’t know, my husbands friends are just like this, and our son is a five year old Sheldon. We had a 20 minute conversation about place number values. Sigh.

If you're a grown up or plan to be one you'll know what we mean!

My Dad told me that the PF on Peek Freanes cookies stood for his initials.

I can’t even. It’s so ridiculous.

I don’t understand why I have to buy a case in the one store, but need to find a bar type place for a six pack. And then a whole separate store for liquor. NO. I’m not doing it.

God. Help. Shore Diner cures all ills. Also. Royal Crown or gtfo.

Yeah, I mean, I loved drinking four Pepsi’s a day when I was little, but that does not mean it was good for me. I have two boys and I take their exposure to positive role models in print and media very seriously, no guns, no bro indoctrination. The same for my daughter. She loves dollies, and handbags and also blocks,…

Try the Mighty Girl website, it has a lot of great products.

The Shore Diner has the best pie ever. It was around the corner from my condo.

We moved from Jersey to a Philly suburb and I just do not understand the liquor laws here and they are super annoying. I hate beer. My husband loves beer. I hate errands. We get it in Jersey.

The men's ones are more comfortable. PATRIARCHY.

ME TOO. If you have never tried Clark’s slippers, they are fantastic.

I’m a terrible person and like to prank my husband with mental images like that. I just shout them out randomly and he is scarred.

These commenters are super weird and acting like I punched their baby. We got our daugher those periodic table of elements blocks for Christmas, and a toy horse and a book. The end. Our son got an apron, and real tools to bake muffins, an r/c car and a Firetruck. The eldest got a Lego set, a Dino encyclopedia, and…