I do in fact love greasy food. If you’ve never tried, swirl some bacon fat and crumbled bacon in your mashed sweet potatoes. I bet your dad would approve.

Yes.

That crossed my mind as well.

I kept making one because I felt like it was my mom job and we all just picked at it and ended up throwingoutso much turkey every year. Screw it.

We are having cheesecake for dessert, and probably apple pie.

We hate turkey and are having Ribsgiving.

There are PLENTY of opportunites to say no. Those people can pound sand.

I remember the first time I caught one of them casually dunking a cookie in my forgotten cup. I think it’s because we put so much half n half and sugar in it, and we use a french press so it’s really nice. My parents drank some BEAST BREW of shitty Chock Full ‘ Nuts, black. Black. It smelled so good and tasted so…

aha, this does not bother me. I mean, warm milk? It could be worse. My children ages almost 2 to almost 6 like real coffee. Much to my chagrin. IDK what that says about my nursing diet, nothing good I guess. lol. I let the older two have cambric tea and the occasional sip of my coffee. The baby is a fiend and stalks…

All our children take after him. Ugghhhgggghh puzzles. So many puzzles. If he dies before organizing his Lego hoard I'm effed.

I did not leave Catholicism til my grandma died, it would have broken her heart. You are being very kind to her. I know it is enough to choke you sometimes.

We’re Lutherans. “Cool Pope” my ass.

When we were dating, actual dinner table conversation was trying to explain to me how combustion engines work. There are explosions and they move pistions and then something? When it gets too opressive I tell him the best way to clarify consomme or whatever.

My husband has degrees in electrical, computer, ummm some other engineering and cyber security. I have an associates in culinary arts AND a math learning disability. FREQUENTLY our conversations are him forgetting and explaining and me resorting to “oh really, I would never have guessed.” literally true.

Dude, it says you have a dog! Take a picture with the dog, who doesn’t love dogs?

I think also change your picture, wear a brighter colored shirt like red or blue or a less muddy green, you are blending into the wall behind you.

You seem like a great guy, I think you are right that you are just having a hard time connecting with people.

Fuck all, I responded to Poodle time below. I HATE KINJA. anyway, look below.

Kinja has eaten my damn answer twice. I think I’m just going to type and publish a couple because it is pissing me off.

Sure, i’ll look tonight.