Actually, one is in Maryland, the rest are in Jersey.

Tristate area.

Well, if we exclude the fact that I don’t know you, these are the mistakes my friends and inlaws make

Accurate. I have goose bumps.

My babies ALL loved Missy.

ALERT!! I PUT ON PAW PATROL AND IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

I guess if someone is highly motivated it would carry over across the board?

I am so excited.

I know you were kidding but I know two single, wealthy, STEM dudes and neither of them can find a date. Big Bang Theory is really a documentary. I married Leonard.

I forgot, I also made banana-pumpkin muffins and pumpkin pancakes with maple whipped cream.

My favorite things to make are petit fours or sweet doughs, like danish. I really love making sticky buns. I like making ice cream too.

I was a pastry chef, but you know how wedding cakes are their own thing. I’ve worked in bakeries and casinos, so I can do a basic cake but I’m really not good at decorating. I think you are or you aren’t and you can improve but it’s still an innate skill.

omg maybe I put up two pictures. I am reeeeally not good with computers and kinja is already a dick.

It was really simple. I am pleased with it, considering I never made one before.

I made my friends wedding cake, I made chocolate syrup, I made roasted vegetable soup, and double down chocolate chip cookies.

This is in my top five favorite movies and i am FULLY afraid. Somebody watch this thing and let me know.

I love that color of lipstick that she is wearing.

I look ten years older. I weigh 14 pounds more than Idid pre-babies but it’s 14 pounds of the saddest, saggiest, least appealing fat ever. My whole body was hazed. I know part of it is sleep though, when my husband goes on a business trip he looks a decade younger by the end of the week.

I am pretty liberal about marital...doings but that is some miserable bullshittery.

Yeah, if ever there was a good reason to change a name, serial killer twinsies is #1.