ME TOO

yeah, I am unemployable in my career now. I was considering leaving my husband and though we are better now, I have been out of my field for so long that I would never, ever have been rehired and be real, no one would have hired me with kids.

Our son’s kindergarten* three hours a day) is almost five hundred a month, if we can’t sell our home it will go to 1,000 a month next year.

I stay home, then get shit for being “rich” enough to stay home.

I made like...eight dollars an hour I think, back in 2000 in a very affluent area. I believe back then( i could be misremembering) that an infant was around 360 a week.

I am feeling gaggy/barfy/heavy right now. I do NOT like seeing newborn greasy baby. Not mine. Not yours.

Srsly I am gagging.

I’m not dismissing this, everyone should know what you are really like.

Oh yeah, it is ridiculous.

Did you see the 500 dollar bake shop? That blew my mind. Not in a good way.

My best friends has a special needs child and she is FOREVER meeting with everyone, always.

The logistics are so horrible. There is some Thabksgivng thing soon and I have to send his aunt( thank god) because again, another cheery “ just one adult” note. I’ll never be able to go back to work.

I always try to imagine a scenario about conferences during the day when you can not bring your child are convienent for anyone. So far I’ve imagined Aunt Bee floating down from heaven with pie while teaching my children to make hospital corners, and possibly some kind of commune situation wherein a daytime mime who…

More like my husband takes time off work and then does not get home til 8 p.m. ugh America is NOT set up for families.

I had a repeat customer that was a professor named Ted Kazinski(or however you spell it) and he was super nice, but I would have absolutely changed that.

The last two articles have been too nice, I feel like the next one is going to be about how Leona Helmsley demanded someone clip her dog’s nails at the table or like that.

I am always sleep deprived and havv been reading this as “The Queen’s Politician” and wondering why they would accept bribery and etc.

I feel like we are supposed to Do All The Things with no help at all. No one was ever able to do that.

My opinion is the best, I am SO GLAD you have come to see that because you sure seem like a racist welping apologist for shitty, lazy, self indulgent, white people.

My mother is medically fragile and could not handle watching them, all other grandparents are prohibitively far. We see them twice a year. When I was little we’d stay at my grandma’s for a FULL MONTH each summer. And my other grandma’s a week at a time. I wish we had someone closer. My Dad and stepmom lived near…