Maybe Orvis, or one of those other fancy outdoors type shops.

I made this cake today. My friend had a a small wedding and I made it for her. I feel like it came out pretty good, not like...Martha Stewart or even Good Housekeeping good but absolutely nice. It was delicious.

Holy crap.

I keep trying to read this but cannot get past “ Coon Rapids” what even.

I remember when I realized my ass gave up. I put on a dress at Macy’s and was like ‘Why is there all that extra material up there?”

I love it, I have thought about selling cars after my kids go to school. I used to have dealers try to recruit me when I was in retail. I bet I could sell the shit out of some cars.

I loved selling them, I love selling almost anything actually.

I don’t really care for GSC anymore but I still buy the cookies because I want to support them.

Updated Carol Brady?

I am declaring that ridiculous yellow dress that kind of looks like appliqued feathers as the winner.

I made shepherds pie on Halloween. I also made spaghetti and meatballs yesterday , and pineapple upside down cake. My son ate so much candy, and kept forcing it on us out of an excess of kindness and excitement. CANDY FROM THE SKY!!! My husband and I realized that candy for breakfast makes us wish for death. Friday I…

hahaa. I do frickin hate him. My dad and stepmom moved from 45 minutes away to 12 hours away because of all his fuckery with taxes and teacher pensions. To me, he is the dick who stole my children’s grandparents.

I don’t think so? I don’t know any doctors? Gimme a CLEW.

I felt that way about Chris Christie. Like.. maybe he’d screw over everyone else and give Jersey a break?

I have thoughts. I’m not up to rehashing, but yeah.

...

I was so depressed.

Imma hold off. I’m still mad about buying The Casual Vacancy.

Everybody goes on and on about kolaches but I am an excellent baker, used an excellent recipe and they are still shitty. Team Danish. Annnnyhow, yeah. They can fuck off.

FOR REAL? On the odd chance that you are not trolling, and are merely obtuse, no. No there is NO way a 12 year old would think banging a rando at CVS is a great thing to do.