Because a 12 year old is a child. C-H-I-L-D. My child would consent to living on Fritos and Yoohoo but I don’t let him because he is a CHILD and does not comprehend the ramifications of living on that food.

Yeah, we left. You’d think she’d have done better since she was a minority.

I cackling just imagining the rants at the fundie house down the street from me. They LOVE CfA.

You know, we went cross country three times and hated Ohio so much that we voted as a family never to return. Ohio. No,

I really hope there is a Hell and this shitheel spends eternity in pain.

I don’t care for her as a performer but think she seems like a nice person.

I have not wanted it ever since I had children.

I am maaaaaybe crying a little. Maybe. a little.

I don't think you are crazy, the article reads as self important and almost..narcissitic? Something. Something shouts I Shop At Free People.

I have The Arthuritis. Ugh we are considering retiring to Arizona so I can go full lizard.

My one grandma got breast cancer in her forties ? and then died of bone cancer, her husband died of stomach cancer. My other grandma got lung cancer twice and her husband got pancreatic cancer.

I gave you a star but would liketo also offer a leather journal that ties with a string.

All four of my grandparents died of cancer, my doctors always go over my history and are like “sad eyes conveying doom while saying ooooook”.

I never thought about the health aspect of it before. I think maybe next year I’ll do it with my husband. I was already thinking of getting the breast cancer one.

I am curious. Our family SWEARS everybody is some variation of white but our one son is quite brown. I’m curious I guess, like everyone else. I had this really aggravating pediatrician who would go on and on and ON about how she could not believe my two sons were brothers because our middle son is so dark. I feel…

Every time I see this gif( not Ariana, the real one), I just want to make 6 dozen cookies and feed them. SO CUTE. ADORABLE.

My family is buried in a cemetary in Queens. GRANDMA, I BET SHE HAD IT COMING.

Even the time I accidentally flashed an entire dorm?

I want to be her friend AND I will keep a special shelf just for her cereal. Those people can fuck right off.

That’s what my sister and mother do too, it is well meant but just spoils the children and creates landfill fodder and adds to the mess.