This is an almost done garbage truck for our three year old. My husband made a vest and hat too.

Ughhh no. I did back when I had a ton of free time and cared.

Please enjoy the picture of my homemade waffles with maple whipped cream.

“Welp, people are shitty.” I don’t use twitter but presumably people follow her because they like her and should be polite. People are horrid to pregnant women but that does not mean it should be tolerated.

I am so sorry and hope you moved far away.

I had a deep need for cheeseburgers. And sriracha Cole slaw

This really is the greatest conversation i’ve ever read. I hope you print a copy and frame it over the snack table.

Count D’Monay?

Circle paintings > all other paintings.

What IS it about McD’s while gestating? I had to have it. Also Friendlys. Like..we had to make a rule that I would only go once a month.

That feels grammatically incorrect, but it’s been a long day.

There is no winning.

She should be, but it will only get worse. I hope she goes to that cereal store in NYC and works through the menu.

Poor Chrissy Tiegan does not even realize the nagging and second guessing has only just begun. Everyone can screw off and let her swim in a vat of fruity pebbles. Or wade through a river of cocoa krispies. MMMM or a waterfall of cinnamon toast crunch. MMMMMMM

The best way is to go with a very young child. I have noticed my littler child ALWAYS gets more candy in his bag than his brother. Which is odd, I mean he was only two last year and his brother was four, but it happened so many times. I am interested to see if it repeats this year or if his younger sister takes first…

I wrote in Delores Umbridge. Women villians are way more interesting.

Would explore. Then have tea on kitten plates and take her bow for a souvenir.

I pick Delores Umbridge.

I’m sure this woman has some kind of mental illness, but mostly I want to chase her with my car and keep clipping her.