Seriously, some people need to GO.

I’m glad you are telling, I would be so thankful.

hahaha, no way. Mini chocolate chip ones from Trader Joes.

A. I don’t know why I am reading these as I am a big chicken-cry baby-sleep with the light on kind of person/

nope.

I hope you sound out the new buyers, I would NOT be pleased to have a spirit in the house.

I am easily amused and loved that part of my office job was ordering urinal cakes. I always got tutti frutti.

I don’t speak fluent racist. :( Merciful Jesus. I thought it was just the name and then saw the recipe. I am so disgusted.

I feel like...when I saw a dude just running bare ass naked through town during a meteor shower. It’s insane. They are insane.

Did you notice there is watermelon in it? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

this makes it sound like Lumpkin is some kind of Hobbit crime lord.

Well, I did my research back when Bush stole the election and from what I could tell/remember I needed SO MUCH MONEY and a way to support myself. I had a trade, but it seemed insurmountable. I am hopeful I can persuade my kids to go to school in another country as well as retiring there.

Don't you CARE about their boners???

Screw those losersGranted, I am not a joiner, but I can’t imagine I’d want to be with those pricks.

It took me soooo long to get my MRS, I just was not applying myself.

Are you moving there? Did you already?? Either way I am happy and jealous. I tried SO HARD to get my husband to agree to flee and he would not. And NOW he agrees I was right. What a mess. I hate it here. Everyone who says “ if you don’t like it, leave” has never actually looked at how hard it is to leave.

I want to watch an hour long documentary but heeeellll no, I’m not going down there. Imagine being trapped and listening to People Who Need People for like...a whole evening.

All Sarah Lorton really had to say was “Staten Island”.

I don’t trust them on a level that cannot be reasoned with. I had my tubes tied and just trusting something to work...is not my best thing. I liked the pill.

Ha, no. We have bat, skunk, pumpkin, megaton, and puppy.