Wow, why so subtle? That woman you just met on the bus really just wants to see your dick!

Hi, just breezing through here. Didn't read the article but wanted to comment on the picture. That woman would be so much prettier if she just smiled. Anyway, I'm heading to the gym now to hit on the women while they're trying to work out. I think I'm going to ask the hot blonde I have a crush on to smile for me…

These are all such good names for cabinets.

Yes, in some ways, the use of the gloves contributes to cross-contamination. I used to work in a deli years ago and I would see this all the time. I actually tried to change my gloves more often, but the management would get upset at the number of gloves I was going through, lol. I actually was told to stop and that I…

This gloves thing is such BS. People put on the gloves, touch something filthy, continue using the gloves. It is actually grosser than bare hands.

...and, do you eat spaghetti and mashed potatoes with your fingers and put catsup on your mashed after stirring your peas on them? When you do serve wine on a fancy occasion like the housewarming party for your new double-wide, to you buy the wine in the square box or the rectangular one?

Favour... can you post a link to the video that is viewable for us folks outside of the States?

So your tonsils have things called crypts on em, they sometimes get bits of food, post nasal drip etc stuck in them despite your best efforts, it's worse if you're an open mouth sleeper. They..uh...ferment? into awful white calculi that smell bad and make you gag.

Depends on what you're looking for. My friends and I fear becoming the "it's last call at the bar, haven't found anyone to go home with so I'll text so-and-so" girl. I literally sleep with my ringer off because I have two idiots who think I'm down for sexy-time with them at 2 am after not communicating with them for…

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A lot of this doesn't just apply to couples.

The old "This is what I hear you saying." thing really is great. Paraphrasing back what your partner has said lets them find out whether they actually got their point across like they meant and heads off confusion early in the discussion.

Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing!

Teal and orange.

Slicing the palm of the hand when blood is needed for some ritual, spell, rite or sacrifice. I cannot list the number of shows and movies that do that. It is always the palm. Why?

Before Spike, there was Lacroix from Forever Knight

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