The time and effort it takes me to make ten pounds of fresh salsa is less than all of the time and effort involved in going to the supermarket to buy terrible jarred salsa. You might as well add cave aged gruyere to Kraft dinner, for all the good it would do to improve either product.

Speaking for professional cooks everywhere, I am embarrassed for you. This is why we're able to charge you $5 for 50 cents worth of eggs. You could produce fresh salsa in the same time at less cost. You could produce jarred salsa for the same time at less cost. You could lengthen the use time of your salsa by vacuum…

I just feel like there are too many other factors for this idea to be anything but academic. Not to be a journalistic chauvinist or anything, but I think that getting a reasonable sample of employers to talk frankly about how they hire might yield a less speculative and more definite data set. A lot of Lifehacker's…

A resume does make that much of a difference in a job that's filled quickly- even down here in the lowly blue collar sphere. If my one page cook resume demonstrates that I can do the job, I'm more likely to get hired on the spot. A resume might not serve the capacity of being competitive, but it does demonstrate a…

White collar jobs, in other words.

I think you really need to clarify what kind of position in order to make this worthwhile

Cute how butt hurt you're getting over internet based idioms, though. I bet you know all of the internet. I bet that internet pop culture is like the most important thing in your life.

Never been on 4chan.

for AFA, there are a couple of sneak around options for getting exercise, which really is one of the best things to help depression, but it takes some work to get to the point where it's enjoyable. I'm dealing with some similar issues (I've been contending with bipolar 1 since 2009) and experienced a tremendous weight…

philodendron plants take some killing. Water them, they're happy.

Oh my god it's like the Sherlock app

I used up all my fucks on making some nice soup.

I just feel disgust on so many levels. With a society that perpetuates this beauty myth. With Lukyanova herself for destroying her body to fulfill that myth. It makes me angry whenever anyone takes a perfectly healthy body and abuses it in this way. Health being defined by "not considerably more likely to die" and not…

he spends the whole rest of the video being wonderfully post-communist Russian.

Of course I know when I'm being trolled, I just don't often pick up on it because I don't have a file of troll usernames that I add to- because I don't actually spend enough time on Gawker to actually know which one of the idiots are acting in earnest, and which of them are pretending they're ironic. There are so many…

Awww, you're so cute and ignorant about political ideologies. And yes, I'm a degenerate, but actually I'm a social democrat, so, you know, you should be jumping up and down in a froth screaming about communism and stuff. I love it when dumb wingnuts scream about communism . It's like you actually think it's going to…

You clearly don't know what liberal means. It means the protection of individual rights over adherence to the status quo, which in the case of the founding of America, meant the British aristocracy, and taxation without representation in Parliament. It also heralds access to laissez faire style free market- and all of…

Can I just say that more than half this video's value is not the tip (which could've been in screencaps) but the deep entertainment value of how hilariously Russian this guy is.

No shit, and he was totally using the wrong knives. Those are clearly communist knives. As in, everyone has used them and now they're shit.

Or butter. Or fresh herbs. FRESH HERBS. That's the #1 thing that separates okay cooking from delicious cooking.