Oh my god it's like the Sherlock app

I used up all my fucks on making some nice soup.

I just feel disgust on so many levels. With a society that perpetuates this beauty myth. With Lukyanova herself for destroying her body to fulfill that myth. It makes me angry whenever anyone takes a perfectly healthy body and abuses it in this way. Health being defined by "not considerably more likely to die" and not…

he spends the whole rest of the video being wonderfully post-communist Russian.

Of course I know when I'm being trolled, I just don't often pick up on it because I don't have a file of troll usernames that I add to- because I don't actually spend enough time on Gawker to actually know which one of the idiots are acting in earnest, and which of them are pretending they're ironic. There are so many…

Awww, you're so cute and ignorant about political ideologies. And yes, I'm a degenerate, but actually I'm a social democrat, so, you know, you should be jumping up and down in a froth screaming about communism and stuff. I love it when dumb wingnuts scream about communism . It's like you actually think it's going to…

You clearly don't know what liberal means. It means the protection of individual rights over adherence to the status quo, which in the case of the founding of America, meant the British aristocracy, and taxation without representation in Parliament. It also heralds access to laissez faire style free market- and all of…

Can I just say that more than half this video's value is not the tip (which could've been in screencaps) but the deep entertainment value of how hilariously Russian this guy is.

No shit, and he was totally using the wrong knives. Those are clearly communist knives. As in, everyone has used them and now they're shit.

Or butter. Or fresh herbs. FRESH HERBS. That's the #1 thing that separates okay cooking from delicious cooking.

Better yet- melt some dark chocolate and drizzle, and then try a balsamic reduction. Balsamic gets very sweet as a reduction.

Write more articles that apply to me. And the majority of the work force, who work in retail and food service. I would, except I have authority problems, and keeping management off my tits is my major priority.

I suppose I'm just critical of the fact that Lifehacker constantly assumes that most of its readers work in offices, and actually has an ongoing rapport with their boss. I'm a cook, which means I'm generally supplying skills my manager does not have. I appreciate that having a good working relationship counts for…

My boss is a woman. Also, this is stupid and bourgeois. If I imitated my boss, I'd destroy my product. Not that I want to advance in that company- thank god today was my last shift.

I wasn't really trying to single Britain out, because I think that criticism can be made of any culture that has a narrow idea of what beauty is supposed to be. I've seen things like this before, particularly with reference to British test groups, and it's a pretty predictable pattern. I'm not sure I can really say…

her voice works for it, but I don't think that's the song I would've chosen to cover. I would've chosen Come As You Are, I think that would sound really interesting with female vocals.

Can we please stop to observe that this is a study from Britain, and that these fucked up expectations are all in the social pressure cooker that is Britain, which is not unknown for its narrow ideals? I don't think it's at all fair to suggest that they are in any way representative of realistic standards. They're…

"I should smile? You should choke. How about I smile while you choke. I would be genuinely happy for you if you choked."

yeah, flying is not an all around pleasant experience, and if I had my druthers, bullet trains would be a thing in North America- and the fastest existing train would be able to go from LA to NYC in about ten hours with stops. But that said, even though I'm past the point of wanting to sit at the window seat, I can't…

If I had waited until the age of 78 to fly, regardless of whether my experience was going to be filmed, I'd at least fly first class.