Of course I know when I'm being trolled, I just don't often pick up on it because I don't have a file of troll usernames that I add to- because I don't actually spend enough time on Gawker to actually know which one of the idiots are acting in earnest, and which of them are pretending they're ironic. There are so many…

Awww, you're so cute and ignorant about political ideologies. And yes, I'm a degenerate, but actually I'm a social democrat, so, you know, you should be jumping up and down in a froth screaming about communism and stuff. I love it when dumb wingnuts scream about communism . It's like you actually think it's going to…

You clearly don't know what liberal means. It means the protection of individual rights over adherence to the status quo, which in the case of the founding of America, meant the British aristocracy, and taxation without representation in Parliament. It also heralds access to laissez faire style free market- and all of…

Can I just say that more than half this video's value is not the tip (which could've been in screencaps) but the deep entertainment value of how hilariously Russian this guy is.

No shit, and he was totally using the wrong knives. Those are clearly communist knives. As in, everyone has used them and now they're shit.

Or butter. Or fresh herbs. FRESH HERBS. That's the #1 thing that separates okay cooking from delicious cooking.

Better yet- melt some dark chocolate and drizzle, and then try a balsamic reduction. Balsamic gets very sweet as a reduction.

Write more articles that apply to me. And the majority of the work force, who work in retail and food service. I would, except I have authority problems, and keeping management off my tits is my major priority.

I suppose I'm just critical of the fact that Lifehacker constantly assumes that most of its readers work in offices, and actually has an ongoing rapport with their boss. I'm a cook, which means I'm generally supplying skills my manager does not have. I appreciate that having a good working relationship counts for…

My boss is a woman. Also, this is stupid and bourgeois. If I imitated my boss, I'd destroy my product. Not that I want to advance in that company- thank god today was my last shift.

her voice works for it, but I don't think that's the song I would've chosen to cover. I would've chosen Come As You Are, I think that would sound really interesting with female vocals.

"I should smile? You should choke. How about I smile while you choke. I would be genuinely happy for you if you choked."

his sign off handle gives you exactly all you will ever need to know about the way he thinks relationships are supposed to work.

I'm moving right now. This is the first one bedroom I've ever had, and I went from being a little fish in a little bowl to a bigger fish in a bigger bowl. Now I'm in the process of sorting and removing. And panicking quietly.

I had to recreate a scene from Requiem for a Dream in film school, and when you actually just look at the script, it's incredibly boring and not compelling. Ellen Burstyn did a good turn but that's only because she's a total badass.

Aranofsky is violently overrated.

in fact if they want to make it illegal to not have gloves when handling nuclear weapons grade peppers, that would be fine.

No, that is the main issue. That is the only issue. Double gloves.

Oh there's still plenty of falling through the cracks. This is a deli in a grocery store and for my part, I think it's actually the layout that is the most detrimental to sanitary practices. There is a lot of space but not a lot of counter space, and the chicken breader is right in the middle of everything when it…

because curing your intellectual laziness is not our problem.