stilettov
Dual Citizen Kane
stilettov

Are you serious? Is The Art part of Manliness all about injecting importance to something that's not actually a real skill? How do you arrive at your twenties without have at least some technique in the "art" of beer pouring? Okay, I can see the benefit in knowing how to pour from a tap, given that most people do not

ugh they're terrible. And painful, sometimes.

it looks pretty easy to do, too

Avoid cold temperature overhead lighting. Warm temperature bulbs, candles, string lights are all more flattering, and cheap options. Candles especially- you can usually find them at dollar stores (Dollarama here in Canada usually has a really good selection of candles) and obviously they're about as energy efficient

I also think it's worth pointing out the difference between the Silent Treatment (which is passive aggressive bullshit that's hurtful, and also a way in which us ladies are often socialized to deal with confrontation) and mutually agreeing on a truce. Because sometimes when neither person will listen to each other,

The other thing that makes me crazy (and I try to watch myself for doing it) in any fight with anybody who is close to me is the "you always do this" or the "remember when you did this."

at a certain point, decency and compassion trump the applause that some people need to hear for being able to perform a basic search on the internet and feel affirmed and correct by finding a legal provision. To quote: "There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetuated under the shield of law and in the name

I would say that in their zeal to fulfill the glorious Constitutional rights of the accused, the authorities in this case may have overstepped their bounds. And that it's entirely possible, in light of the nature of the crime, that provisions can be made to prevent further injury to the victim.

because it's totally impossible to write legislation that makes it possible for court proceedings to proceed remotely. My point is that actually, testifying in a courtroom is traumatic enough for any victim of rape, and that there are ways of insulating victims from that.

It's not like it's actually that difficult to go to wherever your client is to get depositions from them.

I've heard too that Naples doesn't have an effective evacuation strategy.

Yeah, that seems like a good idea until you find yourself throwing up curdled milk.

what's wrong with being a whore?

If all the guys have erections and look at each other's erections, there are homoerotic implications.

Yeah, I do need my morning coffee as no one pays me to be pretty.

The fucks I don't give are legion about like 90 percent of what you said there, but no, I don't usually go on this site- it was a cross post from Lifehacker. Incidentally, you failed utterly at basic use of hyperbole in the service of a satirical or ironic comedic delivery, not only because the internet is the wrong

Wow, um, it's a good thing those airline attendants have had cosmetic surgery in order to keep your dick hard in flight. I sure want to get on that airline knowing that they prioritize attractive looking service robots over people with excellent safety and service records. I hope that in the event of an emergency, you

unmedicated baby boomer with a disintegrating grasp on reality and a totally dubious understanding of mass communication