Some dickhead in high school telling me about his Uncle’s ‘65 Eldorado that he had cut the roof off of. This car also apparently had two 4-barrel carbuerators AND fuel injection... He did not appreciate it when I asked him why one would cut the roof off of a convertible.

There were 44 1983 Corvettes built. None were sold to the public, and 43 were destroyed. The one remaining ‘83 Corvette is on display at the Corvette Museum.

Keystone Light? I thought you won...

What do I want to know about this Harley? Absolutely nothing.

No. It didn’t.

More like ‘Urban Asshat'.

Smallest car I ever owned was my Fiat X1/9. Went to go look at it not even thinking I would fit in it. It was close, but I did! Still miss that sweet little car...

I have a ‘90 Miata. While I wouldn’t want to be any taller, or less svelte than my current mass, I’m quite comfortable once I’m in it. Now I have to go take it for a spin. Just to make sure. Plus it’s going to rain for the next two days...

At 6'4", I will never quite comprehend my near fetishistic love for tiny cars that I can’t even fit in. But I’ve just added another one to the list... Because Jalop.

Between my ‘90 Miata, ‘00 Crown Vic Interceptor and my ‘05 Accord, I have 587 thousand proper miles. He has 62k? Shut up, ya bloody wanker.

I had a metallic green ‘73 GT. Loved that car. Always wished it was a ‘72 though... Yours is gorgeous.

Item hqs been sold. I’ll lay odds it turns up in an episode of South Beach Classics...

A little-known fact- According to ancient Chinese scripture, 2016 will be known as The Year of The Douchebag. And good luck jump starting that career, Taco Bell End...

And on that note, what if cutting my arms off helped me to masturbate quicker? Some things should left done while, umm, connected.

One of the few vehicles ugly enough to make a Pontiac Aztek look inoffensive. If I wanted a useless, confusing 4WD car, I’d geta Suzuki X90. https://www.google.com/search?q=suzuk…

Bravo Signore Marchionne. I hope my belief in you isn’t misguided.

Here, in the dismal abyss that is Florida, the brothers would have both been pantsless. And drunk. And one of them would have been wearing swim fins. Ahh, Florida. Open carry coming soon! What could go wrong?...

And may this be the death knell of three letter acronyms and alpha-numerical badging. Please...

Kyree for President of the Hooniverse!

Have you also noticed the astounding marketing efforts by Chevy to promote the SS? Neither has anyone else. Needle in a haystack is not an effective promotional tool.