POINTS!

There’s probably a Dodge LaFemme in there! With an automatic TRANNY!

That’s our petulant little meatball in action. Florida right now is like 1930s Germany with theme parks. I’ve lived here for nearly 40 years. I can’t wait to get the fuck out.

Not in Florida...

Which only seems appropriate,  since the new BMW Supra is obscenely ugly.

SQUEEEEEE!!!! That's the most adult response I'm able to muster at the moment. 

It seems to me the the obvious solution is obvious- if they can’t raise the bridge, lower the road. How difficult could it be to dig an extra 12-18 inches under there? Granted, the proximity of the cross street would necessitate some additional work on that street as well, but it has to beat the regular carnage that…

Or anyone can even recognize a Buick anymore...

I'm 6'3". The new Camaro is the only convertible I've driven that made me feel claustrophobic with the TOP DOWN... A thoroughly miserable car in traffic. 

No. You don't.

Raph, that is utterly useless, way too big, unpleasant to drive, and generally universally repellent. But, it’s pink, and it’s cheap. Hey, I’m a single guy who just bought a third car, a ‘95 Trans Am convertible. with 286k on it. And rust. Because LT1 6-speed. It was cheap. But not pink AND cheap... Buy it!

In all honesty, I don’t see families and children running for their lives. Nobody even stood up. I dig their vibe...

When starting the descent into the Baltimore Harbor Tunnel, the throttle linkage on my ‘65 Olds 98 decided to detach itself. I rolled slowly to a complete stop as the ascent started.Scariest part was that traffic was light, as rush hour would have had everyone stuck safely behind me, trying to merge around me. As I…

Or is that actually deadmau5?...

Interesting middle name. And it fits!

If and when the driver gets their license back, they should be restricted to diesel Chevette automatics.

Who names their A/C Evan?...

Have you noticed that the letters in Mangustà can be rearranged to spell AMUSTANG? Irony, I love you...

You mean there was once a time when you could actually see out of the back of a car?...

I grew up in Maryland. We took all kinds of boats out as elementary school age kids. There were no laws against in the ‘70s/’80s. I would imagine that that has changed by now...