Because Jalop.

How did you even find this website?

I read ‘Cleopatra’ about 5 times before I figuerd out that that made no sense. And then I actually saw ‘Coleoptera’, which still made no sense. But at least I understood why...

That’s not gone well. J. Clarkson

Still a better haircut than Donald tRump's...

I put diesel in my old Town Car once. At a station that didn’t even sell diesel. Tanker driver dumped gas in a diesel tank, and vice versa. I nearly got rear ended pulling into traffic when my car died.

To be fair, a Ford Flex probably wouldn’t have fared any better...

Yes. War is beautiful. Vote republican so we have a future full of beautiful wars...

I hope it’s as pretty as the second gen Legend. Now if we could just get them off of the alphabet soup nomenclature diet.

I bought an old Gremlin, cut the roof off, painted it 18” black and white checkers, and split the chrome scripts of a Fairmont and a Sportabout to read “Fartabout”. It was fun. More fun than it had any right to be...

So if I get a new GT, I Can expect to replace my windshield every few months. Great...

A Chinese car, obviously...

What’s wrong with a little red hot streaming Cappucino?

No. It’s not worth a half million dollars. Only because I don’t have that much. It’s not the car. It’s that it was Janis’s car. I grew up with a father who adored Janis. So do I. And I am not my father’s son. But....

The gen 1 Civic wagon was never offered with a 5-speed.

Let’s not forget the Hurst Jeepster.

You could afford the ‘purchase’ price. But not the project. Unless you drink coffee at Starbucks. A lot of coffee...

I absolutely love my beat to shit ‘90 NA. 210k, and heart of gold. I may biy another Miata, but I’ll never replace it. It owns me.

Kid Rock is the human equivalent of an above ground pool.

You both walked away. You feel stupid. Don’t. Feel amazed. You’re still alive, to race another day. That makes me happy. Shit happens, and in racing, shit is guaranteed to happen. You lost it on a notoriously slick track in horrible conditions. It’s not like you got lost. Glad you are okay. A good friend of mine is in…