It’s a Buick Riviera.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I suppose this is ugly for some reason to many people. But only to those without taste. See my point?

That is to sexy what Bristol Palin is to abstinent...

I would have guessed “Two Girls, One Coupe”...

Perhaps one that encourages drivers to use turn signals, and one that is able to be parked in one perking spot...

Tout les Citroens sont les plus Citroen. Parce que Citroen. Vive le Citroen!

As I have no plans to travel to the UAE ever... Dear UAE, Fuck your antediluvian laws and patriachal social structure. You camel fucking anus faced donkey dicks. Oh, no, did I just write bad words?

Obvieusement, rien!

I now have more respect for Dale Jr. than I would ever have believed possible. That his first concern was for fellow drivers, and the people in the stands, is something I would never have expected. Well done, Mr. Earnhardt.

Could they plaese take Michele Bachmann and Anne Coulter?

At 10 grand, I would buy a Tata Nano. If it were available. At $8600, I wold never consider an Elio. If it ever comes to fruition. Because Jalop.

Don’t you blaspheme in here!

Brown, manual trans, diesel, station wagon. Because Jalop.

Holy shit- are they all ex Tampa Bay Bucs?

This makes even more imperative the return of proper model names for cars. No one will want to explain why they’re named F 015...

I hate leather sunroofs...

A valid point, sir.

I didn’t know they did that. I have to say, that is so cool I would never get tired of it. Assuming it worked...

Oh, the excitement...

Isn’t she the chick from Hanson?