I’ve bought worse things in better boxes...

The 2012 CTS-V coupe my friend had has left an indelible mark on me. If you would have told me in 1980 when I got my license, that I would one day be able to buy a 557 HP Cadillac with a stick shift, even as a station wagon (!!!!), I would have laughed at you and bet a million dollars against it. And then I got to…

A damned shame they didn’t make sailboats. I’d look good in a Sloop deVille...

Consider one of these next...

Eric, the first time I read that, I agreed with it. Then I realized, we are car guys. The producer was likely geared toward producing. And he deserves respect. While Clarkson could likely punch us in the face, he was very wrong to do what he did. Will I watch whatever he does next? Absolutely.

Poor Hamster... too short to even mount a sheep...

Because obligatory.

BatterING ram...

I WAS hungry, but not THAT hungry...

Well since I just had dinner, which was leftover Hunan Beef and rice inside an omelette, I can assure you he'll live. Omelettes and taco shells make great use of leftovers.

I think I’ll pass...

And to think I worry about my mental state when I have delusions of adequacy... That man is full-tilt basket weaving, window licking nuts.

It's a Monte Carlo, not a Malibu. Go burn some books or whatever you do for fun. Stay off sites where knowledgeable car enthusiasts gather.

Enjoy your fox 'news'. Because Benghazi...

Where in the hell do you shop for used Mustangs?...

Oddly enough, I have the same photo that you posted saved. Nice call! A vehicle so much cooler than than either name would suggest.

Beat me to it.

Okay. You win all of today's interwebs.

Here in Florida, seniors are a politically powerful lot. Money and political clout win over common sense and public safety. Sadly...

Through blind luck, he didn't kill anyone. It is NOT an accident when someone of that age forgets the fundamental basics of driving. And how in the hell could that NOT be here in Florida?...