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That Guy has enormous Fawke'n balls. Bigger than his brain apparently.

I don't know that I would have made the same decision, but at least he DID something. Beats the hell out of filming it with your fucking phone, which is about all anyone will do in an emergency anymore. I'm glad that neither he nor the little fuckwad were hurt, and that so far, at least, he seems to be coming out on

What is your daily driver?

NEVER apologize for posting geeky, micro-niche absurdly narrow-focused articles here. This IS Jalopnik after all. We all share the disease to some degree. Not at such a frightening level as yours, but still...

Still prettier than an Aztek.

Hell. I'm 50. I wouldn't want to be in a threesome with anyone older than me unless it included Debby Harry, who is 69 July 1st, and still gorgoeus.

It's a'72 Thunderbird. '73 was the year of massive "Safety Bumpers". This is a '73.

One of my favorite features of the '61-3 Thunderbirds is the exterior door handle. Best styled door handle ever. A simple recess in the door allowing the peak molding to act as the handle. Simple elegance at its best.

It may be a box. But have you packed anything lately? They haven't gone out of style.

An arguable point. The fact that the sedan has a B-pillar has always bothered me.

I saw them in Ocean City Maryland back in the early '80s.

I wonder when she's moving to Florida...

Not the only one I would consider owning, but the first one I would be interested in buying. Even if I hit the lottery. A timeless design shared with the Bitter SC and Fiat 130 Coupe, both of which I would gladly add to my stable. If I had one...

I disagree whole-heartedly with you. Crisp and elegant, bereft of any unnecessary ornamentation. A masterpiece. Give me a left-hooker with a 5 speed, and I'm over the moon.

You forgot to mention Lincoln!! Oh, wait...

John Waters is on the left. Divine is on the right. Two different people. This is Glenn Millstead not dressed as Divine.

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