Oh, what the hell. It's a new year, so I'll give it NP.

I can't wait until 18 year old Honey Boo Boo has her own simultaneously broadcast show on TLC, A&E, Fox, and Home Shopping network, titled "I'm a Morbidly Obese Prostitute Who Votes Republican and Has A Lovely Assortment of Lawn Furniture", so I can give even less fucks than I would award to this idiot. Hmmm, did I…

Here in Dunedin, Fl, we did our annual Christmas Day Polar Bear Plunge. The water was 71 degrees. We are the Mensa of Polar Bear Clubs.

Is it just me, or is the same technology used to distort both phone "waiting" music and all videocam images? Seems both issues could be easily remedied.

Probably still need to do a little modification, but cars don't get much roomier than this.

I saw my first Cortez at a music festival at the Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park in Live Oak, Fl. years ago. Been a huge fan ever since. Slant 6, front wheel drive, made by a forklift company. It doesn't get much more Jalop than that!

X1/9. Because mid-engined racecar. If I could own another one, along with my NA Miata, life would be perfect.

Very well done, gotta be a blast to drive. Just don't drive it after you smoked enough crack to justify that price.

Thank you. This conversation should be crushed.

Canadian???!!! Sacre Bleu! Hell no, I tip. http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.454246…

HaHaHa, that just made me

Neither one of those is a luxury coupe. That said, I'd take the Acura. By the way, pillarless cars usually don't have B-pillars.

Well played, Mayan...

That surge pricing must have been a real jolt to customers...

Apparently, it took stylists to drive the nail into it's heart.

You win the internet.

Damn you, you beat me to it.

Glad to see it was taken in the spirit it was intended.

Is this why you're called TheDoubleClutchBandit, as opposed to TheClutchBandit?

Bristols ARE weird. And ugly. But they are unique, and that is why they are worthy. The Blenheim looks like a constipated first generation Capri, and not in a good way. I shall consider your response, Mr. XXXX, to be a fool sample. And now I must excuse myself to the restroom, to create another Blenheim.