Obviously, they didn't have Toyota trucks.

It's a 1961 Plymouth. Somehow, it was designed by talented Japanese teenaged Manga artist who was not yet born. It's hideous, yet it's amazing.

Hopefully, I'll be old one day, but I'll never be old like Bernie. I'll never be that small, or that rich.

If I were English, I would be sporting Goodwood.

I think I found their inspirational vehicles...

I'm so sorry. Where are Nissan's manners?

My first name starts with a 'J'. I really don't like J-cars.

My 2000 Crown Vic Interceptor has 198k on it, and the windows all work perfectly. And '92-up Panther platform Fords are simple to fix if the windows quit. My '90 Miata has crank windows. Both doors need complete new regulators. If they had ever been lubricated, they'd be fine. Oh, a new regulator is about 102 bucks. A…

Yeah, I've had quite a few old cars with power windows, back when power windows weren't standard on everything. I love rolling up next to some kids in a fartcan equipped FWD genericar and zipping all the windows down at once. Best was in a friends '56 Sedan deVille years ago. I hate crank windows.

Agreed!

Detective Steve McGarrett is the reason why I will only drive a true hardtop with all 4 windows down. As a kid I always thought that was the epitome of cool. My first car was a '67 Pontiac Venura 2 door hardtop, and either the windows were all down, or all up. And yes, they were manual windows, so that meant walking…

The Rambler Twin-Stick-

Not as scary as this-

Perhaps not the smallest engine, but one of the worst mismatches ever- the '76 Buick LeSabre with the standard 231 cubic inch, 110 horsepower V6. That's a V6 badge above the side marker light. 4300 pounds of Buick, 110 hp =39.09 lb/hp.

Obligatory-

No more Aston-Martin Cygnet?!!! Whatever shall I not give a shit about henceforth?

At least it's not Adam Carolla.

Hopefully Mr. Carolla's involvement will be limited to behind the scenes duties. I have no doubt that the is a true and knowledgeable gearhead. I also have no doubt that he is true and complete asshole. He comes off sounding like Jerry Seinfeld doing an impression of the current fox 'news' incarnation of what was once…

How long did you work at Tampa Generic Auto Sales?

Why is it bigger than my Miata?