I was about post that. Good catch.

Corvette Envy Blue.

I love your perfectly executed bumper mods, but why do you have such a dislike for door handles and side mirrors?

I've been drinking, so I'll admit this; I really want a manual X-Type wagon. Hell, even if I hadn't been. Crappy Jag, but a cool car.

Because Masshole.

The Lexus GS300. Because beige is the new beige! Vigor PLEEEAAASE.

I wish I was a millionaire so Mazda would rebuild my 207k '90 Miata daily driver for free.

I have a Miata. I have no idea if it will fit under a semi. And I hope I never will.

Everybody knows you need the 37-speed gearbox to pull that trick off...

Save the Panthers!

The Civic was a badass little hotrod slotcar. The LeCar didn't stand a chance without the big ass cloth sunroof, which might have made it a tie.

Sign me up for a 507 and a Z8. Please.

At least the Lada Niva wasn't hurt.

I just might have to do that...

They bought even fewer Cyclops.

I've wanted a Cyclops since I started reading Road&Track as a kid. The Tata Nano is as close as I could ever hope for.

Ooooh, 3 brake lights! Model T rod fenders! Nothing but understeer! Beefed up rear axle (I wonder which side)! One black seat! Blunt nose! Two tier towel rack! $3500.

Can I be Secretary of Acceleration?

Draf Carbs, yo.

Is there any way you could write about without showing us pictures of it? Two faces in the front, two faces in the back. It's unnerving. Not as bad as the Aztek, though.