Oh no. You have succumbed to the charms of a 1975 AMC Matador. Your nerd quotient is Nobel level.

In brown, no less.

My '90 has 206k on it, and has battle scars. It's driven everyday, top down, unless it's raining, and then I drive the P71 Vic. Mine wins.

In that case, my Miata wins. At least if it's not raining.

Everything makes more sense than an X6...

I will never understand how that bloated carcass of an Accord is supposed to be better than a proper wagon. Utterly hideous.

Dear Every Automaker,

The Renault has power windows on the front doors only. Now THAT's weird. Having actually driven one as a rental car (weird) I can attest to the typical amazingly smooth, French ride. And those (weird) rocking adjustable seats are worthy of a Barcalounger. I'd take it over the 'performance' version of the Isuzu that…

My '90 has a lazy eye on the passenger side, due to a previous owner smacking the fender and making it hard for the motor to lift the light. The gear is kind of stripped now. What you see in the video is a bad capacitor in the system somewhere, confusing the shit out of the position sensors. But, it sure is fun to…

It's a toss-up between the Miata and pop-up headlights. Ergo, I give you this-

There may well be a multitude of intelligent, well versed people who use Twitter. And for every one , there is a factor of x times that of people who can no longer read, write or speak at a sixth grade level. So attempt to shame me with your wall full of degrees, but if you can't see the deleterious effect of texted,…

I obviously don't speak Twitterese. I have no idea who is saying what to whom. Conversely, I am quite proud of this. I fear intelligently spoken language is doomed.

Guess he finally found out how to actually FOLLOW the Grateful Dead...

If GM had been able to pull off a transformation of that caliber on the J-car platform, we'd be speaking of Cimarrons in revered tones. I hated the Seville when it came out. I was 11 at the time, and loved luxury cars. Okay, I was a weird kid. I loved the big Lincolns, Cadillacs, and Imperials that I rarely, if ever,…

With looks like that, they should have called it

Obviously an operative of Paula Deen's Butter Mafia.

OOOOhhhh, this-

My '90's white too. No color looks bad on one though.

Come on, NOBODY posted this yet?

Never give a pathetically designed and executed car the name "Avenger". It must have read it's own press.