It’s 1960. You’re settling in to enjoy an X-rated film at a local theater, minding your own business, when suddenly, a man appears draped in a sheet and wanders back and forth across your line of sight. Would you find this spooky? Or just incredibly weird and annoying? Or would you even notice at all?

Jessyca’s father Brian says, “This has been difficult, but she will fight through this, and she will be stronger for it. She attacks all of her problems by diving in, studying them, and finding people who can support and befriend her.”

Can you really be “too gay” for magical underpants?

i have been beating this drum since before the general. Clinton is falling on the damned sword for us and specifically women everywhere. She could have lived a cushy life collecting a quarter mil for a speech every now and then, but no...she got back into the thick of it, KNOWING what would happen. Though i don’t…

Can we hear from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party?

Join Sheryl Crow’s petition to make the election process shorter. This election’s abundance of ridiculousness has really been too much.

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

My employer has stiffed me on some additional pay recently, and I’ve found it overwhelmingly difficult to do any more than the quality of work for which I’ve been paid (which is about 75% the quality of work which I would otherwise do).

I guess Trump should hope his guards have stronger work ethics than I do.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

I pray to the androgynous sky blob that grants me wishes & gummy bears that you are right.

I’m almost somewhat happy about this in a “you know what, this makes sense” sort of way. Like I’ve somehow found some reason in the turbulent mess of a campaign he’s running.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

my skinny jeans are too tight for pockets so they just have fake ones, so idk what i’m supposed to do now

I need to give him a hug, or a belly touch. What a sweet, great man. I hate that he felt the pressure to remain closeted, and I hate that he feels guilty over heeding that pressure.