If you think their secret plan was to get people to pay $5 to do this, I'd love to hear your theories about the world.

Who cares about those older devices anyway? Better spend another $200 to get a new iPhone than thousands on in-app purchases on your old iThing.

He's so great he will even watch your unnatended wallet!

Mirrors, magnets, "ducktape"? Too much stuff. You can destroy public ads with poo. Much more fun and certainly more efficient.

It's still a ridiculous term.

The Bible says the same thing. But not just eliminate those who aren't Christians. It says you should rape the women first.

Oh yeah, I know how it's wrong. I was just pointing out that it stems from this obsession americans have for categorizing races while being politically correct and failing miserably.

It's the obsession americans have to use these double word nationalities that don't mean anything. Italian-american, chinese-american.. and the worst of all: african-american.

Best law ever.

********bear hug!********** (even though I'm not a bear)

The fact that anyone would comment about people having real problems and therefore being sad for reading this article while instead of actually helping anyone with real problems makes me sad.

Do you want a hug too?

I wonder why they changed the image

I wonder why Giz changed the photo

I wonder why Gizmodo changed the photo

The black ipad is for black people, the white ipad is for white people.

So I can sell my iphone 4 for $100,000 in europe?

None.

OMG! Shoes!

Yes, we control what cows eat. So that's why will fill them up with corn, antibiotics and hormones.